February 2012
tittyminaj:
if I weren’t ugly I’d be so good looking
mom: why are you taking a cucumber to your room
snookidoughicecream:
it is a common fact that 100% of people will stop liking me once they get to know me
Watchneneleakesweave:
neneleakesweave:
im talking about coach
in case you missed it
segregaytion:
imagine if homosexuality was actually real
idiotblogger:
If you’re an attractive male, I would be more than happy to follow you back
everyone in our class: WE SHOULD MAKE A MEME OF OUR TEACHER!!!!!!!
me: that's a terrible idea
everyone: no!!!! memes are so funny!!!!!!
me: no..............pl...ease..............
everyone: Y U NO LIKE MEMES????
pregnat:
I Myself, as an individual, am satisfied when foreign objects are up my bootius maximus.
neneleakesweave:
annefranksgasmask:
I have 3 coach bags I’m going to start using them maybe the girls at school will start liking me
bigtimerussian:
For lent I am giving up being gay
annefranksgasmask:
After my plastic surgery I’ll have a tagged me
tyra banks: so we're going to be talking about prostitution today, let's welcome sarah to our show
sarah: Hi tyra, when i was 3 my father died of colon cancer, my mum was left with nothing except three kids to raise, she turned to alcohol and would shack up with guys. A lot of these guys beat me and my siblings, my mum didnt care. One day, one of them rick he was called came into my room and raped me, i told mum but she didn't believe me and called me a whore. i had to live on the streets, and to earn money i turned to prostitution.
tyra banks: i know how you feel, i once had to work at a pizza joint because i maxed out my daddys credit card
sarah:
audience:
Anonymous asked: hey sexy
ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
illuminachos:
tumblr bot doesnt talk to me anymore
was it something i said?
neneleakesweave:
lms if white people annoy U
-shrooms:
i mean seriously who DOESNT wanna kiss me !!! :D
w0w why do you guys never talk to me →
if you stare directly at the sun for awhile it will disappear
virginest:
wow i want a sugar daddy too wtf
mariocnes:
textposter:
i hope i get hit by a tidal wave of boy butts
butts on my mind 24/7
intervention is like punk’d for drug addicts
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
maekin:
if you talk to me even once we’re officially friends ok you don’t unfollow friends
tunnnelsnakesrule:
the boy with the faggot tattoo
kanyevvest:
thewordevilisindevil:
kanyevvest:
i cant wait 2 reach my goal weight
this is probably the most offensive thing i’ve ever seen on the internet. people are fucking assholes. it’s completely ridiculous that people actually think this is okay to say. seriously? fuck off. i understand that the point is all of these already skinny girls want to lose weight so the skeleton would be...
1612th:
i wonder if it would be difficult to microwave a horse
saddeer:
ivanoooze:
should i make a favorite blogs list or is that too 2011
that is so offensive redux blogging summer 2011
